Lately I find poop wherever I go, like on top of the air conditioner where I like to sit. (It's as if it has followed me up there.) I even found some on top of the car I like to sit on. The car is in the garage so I can sit there as long as I want and I don't get wet when the water falls from the sky.
I've seen it in beds where I sleep and even near my food. This poo is getting far to aggressive. I'm afraid if I spend to much time blogging there will be a poo on the keyboard. Won't that be a surprise to the next guy who wants to use this laptop!
I'm wondering if other cats are seeing this trend, could it be that poo just likes cats (I can't blame it.) and is therefore following us all around? Or could it be part of a bigger plan to spy on us with poo drones? I've heard of this new thing called the CIA or something like that, and they are all drones, or they all have drones. I'm not sure which. I still need to work on my English language skills. I have serarched the web and still I can't find a good Meowglish to English translator online. Any help would be appreciated.
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
Bloody Head
When I started blogging, who knew, a cat would have a blog! So, I ask myself: now what? There are so may things I could do besides sit around and wait for people to feed me or a mouse to walk by. (I also sleep alot.) Well, if I get a chance and I become a pirate my name will be bloody head. That will be Captain bloody head to you land lubbers.
It's a name that will instill fear into all other pirate-cats. Probably not as much fear as falling overboard or getting some sea mist on them, but still fear. I fear no cat but they still try to attack me and I end up with these wounds. These red badges of courage if you will. I would go with bloody beard since beards seem popular among pirates but I can't really have a beard. I could shave the rest of my head and then maybe I would appear to have a beard... now I may be on to something here.
Now if only those other cats will just keep out of my territory I won't have to get into so many fights. It makes me mad that they eat into my nap time.
It's a name that will instill fear into all other pirate-cats. Probably not as much fear as falling overboard or getting some sea mist on them, but still fear. I fear no cat but they still try to attack me and I end up with these wounds. These red badges of courage if you will. I would go with bloody beard since beards seem popular among pirates but I can't really have a beard. I could shave the rest of my head and then maybe I would appear to have a beard... now I may be on to something here.
Now if only those other cats will just keep out of my territory I won't have to get into so many fights. It makes me mad that they eat into my nap time.
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