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Friday, February 28, 2014

I found a box

I love boxes.



Monday, February 10, 2014

Habit Forming

I have been away from my writing for some time now.  I apologize to everyone, I know my writing is very captivating  and habit forming.  I am very familiar with the feeling, espically as of late.  These people they have trapped me here and now they taunt me with birds and mice that are not real!  They think I am fooled by these shiny toys, but I am not.  I just like to play.  Lately though they have given me some really good catnip.  I think this is the good stuff like medical grade cat nip.  You just can't quit this stuff.


This stuff is amazing!  I hope the other cats don't find out about my supply, once news gets out they will all be here meowing at the door.  It's ok though; I can't let them in anyway.  Paws are not good for turning door knobs.  They're going to have to get some more snacks here.  I've got a big appetite ever since they got me this stuff.  It's so cool, I can even see through the walls sometimes now and I take more naps!


The house is still surrounded by that fluffy white stuff though, how disturbing.