I saw this article on the thing I type on with the keys here, it was about mercury in vaccines. I think it's all a big distraction. Did I tell you I killed a mouse? Holy moly that was awesome. Anyhow, I think it's a distraction, right? They want me to worry about mercury? What the hell is mercury anyway? See.. now I'm off on this tangent like they wanted!
The real story is how they are trying to take over the cat world with the secret undisclosed ingredients in the vaccine while they send you out to worry about some weird thing called mercury. I want in that little box today and they took me to the office with the soft table and they injected me. Now what is happening? I just cannot say. Just think about it. you will see, before long they will think they are in contorol. It's all about them taking over the cat world so they can dominate the earth.
But back to the real story, so I took the mouse after it stopped fighting me and I left it in front of the door, but now it is gone. What? Did they take it in for eating? I saw them eating breakfast. Oh man I hope they liked it because I really wanted to finish that one. I'm going out to get another one while I still have the rights to be a cat. Remember cats, stand up for your rights don't let them tell you about this mercury nonsense.
Friday, July 10, 2015
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
Snowed in
I just can't believe that this snow is back. I thought it was some weird storm we had once where the rain was broken, but it seems like it is every year now and it makes me go crazy. I love to go out so I meow at the door and then when it opens up there is just snow everywhere. One day the door opened and the re was snow higher than my head. Ive even waited for days and days but it is still there when I go back out! Where is a cat supposed to poop?
I really thought that I was able to control all of these things but this snow is back and I think I am going to lose my mind. I try to just sleep and I sleep and sleep and sleep and then I wake up and it is still out there! I am losing my nerve. Someone almost stepped on me the other day. I don't know why they couldn't see me sitting there in the middle of the floor. I saw this foot coming towards me so I grabbed it with my claws, and then guess what? They threw me out in the snow!
This is my SOS to other cats out there, if you can read this and you are ok with no snow please send me a signal or something. I feel like this might be the beginning of an ice age. Is there hope out there? How much sleep do I have to do before this goes away?
I really thought that I was able to control all of these things but this snow is back and I think I am going to lose my mind. I try to just sleep and I sleep and sleep and sleep and then I wake up and it is still out there! I am losing my nerve. Someone almost stepped on me the other day. I don't know why they couldn't see me sitting there in the middle of the floor. I saw this foot coming towards me so I grabbed it with my claws, and then guess what? They threw me out in the snow!
This is my SOS to other cats out there, if you can read this and you are ok with no snow please send me a signal or something. I feel like this might be the beginning of an ice age. Is there hope out there? How much sleep do I have to do before this goes away?
Monday, January 19, 2015
The red phantom red dot
It is doing the thing again. I know this happened once before. It is when the air is cold, and the water becomes hard and slippery that this always seems to start. They bring a tree inside and light it up, and then one morning the throw colorful paper all around the room making a big mess (but it is fun to play with). Then they all have new things. I got some new treats but I am a little mad about it. I mean they are just a new bag of the same treats I had before. How about if someone gets me a live chicken to eat? Something like that would be more exciting.
Then just at the same time as all this hoopla starts I begin seeing a red dot that moves around the floor quickly. I notice I hear a slight clicking noise just before I see the red dot. Then I found the people seem to be directing the dot with a pen. What a silly game! Still, as much as I think I know about this, I cannot stop looking at the red dot. I am beginning to think that this red dot is coming for me and I must stop it before it starts eating my food. I swear I have stomped my paw right on it at least a few times and as soon as I do it just disappears! I could have killed it by now if it had been a mouse, but then after I stomp on it I hear a click and the red dot comes back. I even saw it outside once.
Let me know if this sounds too crazy. I can't believe that it exists, a dot that I can't kill and moves faster than me. What kind of magic is this? I can't wait until it is warm outside again. I will see if I can prove what this is; I'm telling you it is real. I will see if I can find a way of getting a picture of it.
Then just at the same time as all this hoopla starts I begin seeing a red dot that moves around the floor quickly. I notice I hear a slight clicking noise just before I see the red dot. Then I found the people seem to be directing the dot with a pen. What a silly game! Still, as much as I think I know about this, I cannot stop looking at the red dot. I am beginning to think that this red dot is coming for me and I must stop it before it starts eating my food. I swear I have stomped my paw right on it at least a few times and as soon as I do it just disappears! I could have killed it by now if it had been a mouse, but then after I stomp on it I hear a click and the red dot comes back. I even saw it outside once.
Let me know if this sounds too crazy. I can't believe that it exists, a dot that I can't kill and moves faster than me. What kind of magic is this? I can't wait until it is warm outside again. I will see if I can prove what this is; I'm telling you it is real. I will see if I can find a way of getting a picture of it.
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