Lately I find poop wherever I go, like on top of the air conditioner where I like to sit. (It's as if it has followed me up there.) I even found some on top of the car I like to sit on. The car is in the garage so I can sit there as long as I want and I don't get wet when the water falls from the sky.
I've seen it in beds where I sleep and even near my food. This poo is getting far to aggressive. I'm afraid if I spend to much time blogging there will be a poo on the keyboard. Won't that be a surprise to the next guy who wants to use this laptop!
I'm wondering if other cats are seeing this trend, could it be that poo just likes cats (I can't blame it.) and is therefore following us all around? Or could it be part of a bigger plan to spy on us with poo drones? I've heard of this new thing called the CIA or something like that, and they are all drones, or they all have drones. I'm not sure which. I still need to work on my English language skills. I have serarched the web and still I can't find a good Meowglish to English translator online. Any help would be appreciated.
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