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Monday, August 25, 2014

Cat on the hot asphalt Roof

If only it could have been a tin roof I would have been able to use a much catchier title.  Why does that feel so catchy to me anymeow?  I'm just not sure.  I feel like I've seen that in my web browsing before.  Sometimes you have a bad night and other times you have a really bad night.

I still do not understand how he entrance to the house works.  Sometimes I meow and it opens, sometimes I have to jump and hang on the window to get it to open.  When it is warm out there is a box that sticks out of the window and I have to sit on top of it to get the door to open.  When I'm inside the other side of the box blows cold air in.  Its always more comfortable inside especially since it doesn't rain in there.  Where was I ??  OK the entrance, then there are the times I scratch the entrance and it opens, and there are the bad nights when it just never opens. On those nights I sleep in the place where the cars go or I find some cats to fight with.

Well one night I found this quiet place that I like but then the entrance to another place opened and a big dog came out.  I ran up a tree because dogs can't go up that way.  I just followed the tree and I found out it goes to the top of a house and it was really quiet up there and there were no dogs so I kept going up and up.  Then I went down and down.  ( I heard someone once say what goes up must come down.)  Well I went down and I landed on a flat spot but I could not get back up the way I came down, and it was along way down.  I tried to sleep up there, but it is not very fluffy, and it gets worse when the sun comes up it gets really hot up there.  I meowed and meowed but I think everyone else was sleeping except the other cats.  They must have thought it was funny.  I saw them looking up at me.

Finally someone came out and saw me but they could not reach me.  They are not big enough to reach up there, and I kept meowing.  I heard some noise behind me and saw someone but then they left, they said it was too steep, I guess that was my problem too.  Then this metal thing came up and someone climbed up and grabbed me!  That was a relief until I saw over the edge (Its really far down!) I grabbed on tightly but that person really didn't like that.  I got down and ran away form that place, I don't like being up there.  Man stay away from trees!


Up there, on top of the porch, that's me.