No more lights

There was this odd sound yesterday.  It was a really loud pop, like those things people have on the fourth of July kind of pop.  Then all of a sudden all the lights went out.  I went down the road and there was a really large tree that fell onto some wires.  I always wondered what those wires in the sky were for, now I know!

Well apparently it needs to be up, those big sticks with the wires on them.  These guys came, cleaned up the mess, and put the wires back.  All night long it was really dark.  It was great!  none of the other cats could see me at all.  I think they should make it dark like that more often.  Why do the people want all the lights on so much of the time?  I saw them once bump into things when the lights were off, they are funny to watch.  

Those kids!

They think I'm an odd cat, but it's really them, they're weirdos!  And now I have proof.   I found, believe it or not, that my paws work on the ipad.  on the ipad I found this video evidence of how wacky those kids are!  Check it or man:

more Evidence:

What kind of person does this kind of thing to a cat?  It's insane.  Really is this what Steve Jobs invented that pad thing for?  I need to go get some catnip and calm down!

Insane!!