The other day I got to go outside again. There is this long string that follows me around now when I am outsde and I have to wear this thing that wraps around me. I heard someone say it was a harness. I had a horrible experience with the harness. The other day, after putting it on the guy carried me into the bathroom and gave me some catnip. That part was good. Then after that he lifted me with this thing on and put me in a big vat of water and my feet were all wet! I kept trying to climb out but the wall was slippery. Then he dumped water all over me and rubbed me with this gooey stuff. That stuff smells nice, and I was really clean afterwards, but all that water was a nightmare! It was a nightmare! I had to lick myself for hours after that.
Anymeow, I'm talking about this dr visit. I overheard them say the Dr was going to "chop it off" and I'm pretty sure they already did some kid of surgery down below. I woke up from this deep sleep one time and there was definitely something missing, so now I am really worried. What are they going to cut off next?
At least I have some new food they give me. I'm really worried about this chopping. What is happening, I'm a cat, I need these parts. Oh wait a minute.... I think I smell some catnip.
