There is this weird thing people do I think it happened once before. They bring a tree inside the house. (I'm not kidding.) Then they put lights on the tree and they hang things all over it and one day there are all kids of boxes under the tree.
This time I got some thing too and it's great for sleeping, check it out:
Which brings up a whole different thing for me. What is it with people who have these little beds that they put their heads on when they sleep. I don't need an extra bed for my head. I just love to sleep and sleeping is great. It's a great time to pee. There is sleep and then there is really great sleep. That is when you lay down and you invert your head. People never do that either! I don't know what is wrong with them. If you want a tree, go outside and if you want to sleep just flip your head upside-down and go to sleep.
I don't have all these crazy sleeping devices that people use. They even found boxes under their inside tree that have blankets in them and the blankets connect to the wall. It is really weird if you ask me, but if you see one of these you need to try it (they are really warm). Just don't pee on a blanket that connects to the wall, trust me.
I'm going back to sleep.
I can't believe you didn't climb inside that tree. You are supposed to climb up the center and knock off all the things they hang on it. Then they will hang them back up for you to do it again.
ReplyDeleteI will let Hitch know about this idea. So far he has not bothered the tree at all but it's still up so he has time.
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