I was just laying around on the porch in the early morning and then the dude came in. He closed the door behind him and put me in a box with a handle on top! It did have a soft towel and some catnip in it, but I didn't like it at all. He carried me inside this box to another box with round legs on it and after some time we got out but we were in a different place. We have done this before, I have been to this place before, but this time was different.
I was there a long time. They gave me food and I got some naps, but there was a lot of talk about "the surgeon". I just do not think I can put all this in words, have a look for yourself:
Can you believe it? They did something to make me really sleepy, and then when I woke up I had this weird hat on! Because I cannot reach my food with this on I thought they were trying to kill me, but then the guy who put me in the box gave me an even weirder hat:
It took me some time but I managed to kill this one with my feet, and then they put the other hat back on! Now it is finally off, but all that time they were giving me this liquid to drink that they said was for Pain. Still all this time and they don't know my name is HITCH! And that stuff was weird, I felt good when I took that drink but then I could see these odd floating mice and I fell asleep. Now they are done giving me that sutff and I feel much better. I feel like I weigh less by my back feet or something and I don't get knocked over when I jump. I had this odd weight pulling me around form the back and its gone now. I'm guessing that is what the weird hat did. I'm just glad I can go out now and it is warm out there.
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