Man it is really cold out there, on the porch I mean. I heard some people say something about a vortex. I don't know what a vortex is or what temperature a vortex is normally, but the porch is real cold! I think it has turned my turds into rocks. I really need to find a way to make a sling shot. Watch out people I'm armed now!
I think I almost left some skid marks on the floor running in from the porch the other night (no pun intended). This must be the coldest winter on record. Of course my record is only three winters long. I am confused about where all this soft white stuff comes from. How is a cat suppose to walk around on top of it? I remember one Winter when I kept falling through it and finding myself deep under this fluffy white mess. There's one thing I don't have to worry about on the porch.
This could be the end of the world, what if it is another ice age! I want to thank you all for reading my great observances of life but I'm afraid we may be cut short if it doesn't start warming up soon!
Ok now I'm going to scratch somthing or sleep. Maybe I should eat first. I have toys.
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